Lessons I've Learnt

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theepichumor:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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destroyerofbacon:

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My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

destroyerofbacon:

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My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

Me:	What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister:	You tell him.
Me:	And if he doesn't like you?
Sister:	You kill him.

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I was getting out of the bathroom and to my surprise my boyfriend shoved me back in and said “where do you think you’re going?” he grabbed my hair and made me face the 3 way mirror. He began sucking my neck, playing roughly with my tits and rubbing my clit all while he gave me the most intense look through the mirror. He pulled up my skirt and shoved his cock deep inside my soaking pussy while grasping ahold a fistful of my hair- forcing me to look at myself getting fucked.